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This is an appreciation blog of the American sitcom How I met your mother. Here you will see the awesome quotes, moments and lessons you will learn from this show. Just legendary stuff ;)

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June 2, 2011 2:30 pm
  • Ted: That was hard to listen to.
  • Marshall: No one sounds good in answering machine
  • Ted: Thanks for doing that. You yelled at me. You got very firm with me. Very confident. It was cool.
  • Marshall: Thanks
  • Ted: You're very sexy when you yell Marshall.
  • Marshall: Shut up
  • Ted: Crazy muscles in your neck. You're like the Kentucky derby, winning streaks.
  • Marshall: You're ruining our last moment.
  • Ted: At one point I thought we were going to kiss.
  • Marshall: Ted seriously! I'm married.
May 24, 2011 12:19 pm
"Hey Stinson! Never lie to a man about a chocolate fountain!"

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Marshall Eriksen
May 13, 2011 1:38 pm
"Ted, you’re my cabron! Did you think I was going to set you up with some toothless tranny from the port authority?"

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Barney Stinson
May 1, 2011 12:28 pm

The poem of Pablo Neruda which appeared in the series.

Remember when Ted was trying the Naked Man? He got the book of the girl which was Pablo Neruda’s poems and this poem was:

Desnuda eres tan simple como una de tus manos,
Lisa, terrestre, mínima, redonda, transparente,
Tienes líneas de luna, caminos de manzana,
Desnuda eres delgada como el trigo desnudo.

Desnuda eres azul como la noche en Cuba,
Tienes enredaderas y estrellas en el pelo,
Desnuda eres enorme y amarilla
Como el verano en una iglesia de oro.

Desnuda eres pequeña como una de tus uñas,
Curva, sutil, rosada hasta que nace el día
Y te metes en el subterráneo del mundo

Como en un largo túnel de trajes y trabajos:
Tu claridad se apaga, se viste, se deshoja
Y otra vez vuelve a ser una mano desnuda.

Kinda irrelevant but I found it and it’s about the girl naked hahahah

April 30, 2011 12:32 pm
  • Ted: So, who are we picking up?
  • Barney: I dunno... her? Or maybe her...
  • Ted: Wait, so when you said we were going to pick someone up at the airport, you meant we were going to *pick someone up* at the airport?
  • Barney: Yeah...
  • Ted: You're kidding!
  • Barney: False!
12:31 pm
"It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!"

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Barney Stinson
12:31 pm
"A drumroll? So what? that’s it? You just said good night, went home and… performed the drum solo?"

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Marshall Eriksen
12:30 pm
"I’m not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time! OK, that came out wrong."

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Marshall Eriksen
12:29 pm
  • Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out. We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be *legendary*. Phone-five!
  • [slaps cell-phone]
  • Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you?
  • [pause]
  • Barney: I know when you don't phone-five Ted.
12:28 pm
"At least someone appreciates the fact that I am doing and not thinking. And now, I don’t think I won’t not go to the bathroom."

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Ted Mosby